Our houses

Big houses for big crews.

Each one is built around something ridiculous you'll talk about for years. One is open now, more are coming across Texas.

Private pickleball court

Sleeps 15 · 5 bedrooms · 3.5 baths · Dogs welcome

★ 5.0 from 42 reviews · From $415 / night, all-in

House #2

More big Texas houses are on the way, each with its own ridiculous thing built in. Follow @insanestays and you'll hear first.

Same house. Up to 20% less.

Same house, same dates, up to 20% less than Airbnb, Vrbo or Booking.com. Their fees never touch your price here.

The same house on the same dates costs up to 20% less here than on the listing sites.

Cleaning is already in the price you see. Taxes come at checkout, and you see the full total before you pay.

We run every house ourselves, so you're texting the people who can actually fix it.

Pick your dates. Cleaning's in the price, and checkout runs through Hospitable.

Big houses. Bigger crews. Slightly ridiculous fun.

Always fun, slightly ridiculous family vacation houses across Texas. Book direct and save up to 20% versus the listing sites.

Text us: (817) 839-3222
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