For homeowners

Own a place? Let's make it insane.

You keep the house and the income. We do everything else: the listing, the pricing, the guests, the cleaning crew, the 2am maintenance call. All of it.

Pickle Beach from above, with its court

House #1, run by us

What "all of it" means

  • Listings on Airbnb, Vrbo and our own direct booking site
  • Dynamic pricing, tuned daily
  • Every guest message, before, during and after the stay
  • Cleaning and turnovers, inspected between every stay
  • Maintenance coordinated, vendors managed
  • Design and rehab handled by top STR design crews, sourced and managed by us

20% of gross. That's the whole price.

No setup fees, no markups hidden in cleaning bills. The big firms charge 25 to 30 percent to answer the phone slower. We take twenty and treat your house like our flagship.

How it works

1. Tell us about the house

Where it is, what shape it's in, what you want from it.

2. We build the plan

Revenue projection, design and rehab scope, and what we'd change to make it a stay people brag about.

3. You watch the bookings

Monthly statements, real numbers, your money in your account.

Talk to us

Texas houses only. If your place is in Texas and it could be a blast for a big crew, we should talk.

Call or text: (817) 839-4602
Email: [email protected]

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